Today’s question is from Mr. Ryan Patrick Keller.
Hmm, at first the scenario looks like a dilemma but after thinking about it for a minute, I’d rather have tea with Sarah Palin. I feel that Ann Coulter wouldn’t listen to a single thing that I would have to say. I think Sarah and I could probably find some middle ground…maybe we can talk about fishing or the outdoors and avoid talking about anything that she feels is too “hopey-changey.” On her show, she’s always killing some sort of animal and I’m not going to lie, I want some of that game, so maybe she can bring some food over. I’m unaware of Ann Coulter’s cooking skills. The only thing that I could see being a problem is that Sarah may consider me an elitist during our tea party because I prefer to drink loose-leaf tea instead of tea bags.